What is Hornless Unicorn?
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1. A horse 2. Something trying to be more than it is. This is a popular phrase from Upright Citizen's Brigade Season 1 Episode 6 entitled: The Story of the Toad. The eager horse Harry believes that he is a magical hornless unicorn.
"I'm not a horse, I'm a hornless unicorn!"
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This is when a girl, out of sheer anger, starts banging her head against a wall. Only, instead of a wall, it is another girl's vagina.
Whoah, Terrence made that girl so mad that she gave the hornless unicorn to everybody in Michigan. I wonder what he did.
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Someone who sucks at life.
"Tim, you're a fucking Monhumphrouskrinkle!"
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The crusty remains on your partner's backside after night of anal love exploration.
I was drunk as shit the night before but when ..
