Hornometer

What is Hornometer?

The measurement of a persons level of horny.

scale is usually on a rate from 1-10, 10 being the horniest, 1 being the least

I'm a ten on the "Hornometer" and could use a good time.

See horny, desire, urge, sex drive, meter

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