Hornover

What is Hornover?


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The frustrating condition that occurs when you wake up alone in your bed on a sunday morning, realizing you spent all your hard-earned money at the local dive last night on cheap booze and cunning cockteases, yet after all your efforts you're left but nothing but an empty wallet, a raging headache, a half-limp dick and noone to fuck.

Dude, I was so hornover last weekend after waking up alone YET AGAIN, I just spent the entire day in bed with Aspirin and a box of Kleenex.

See hangover, hung over, horny, drunk, broke


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