Horny Hubert

What is Horny Hubert?

The act of sandpapering your sexual partner's ass, pouring ketchup on their face, and chopping there foot off with shovel.

I was sick of the same old routine, so we mixed it up and I gave Mary a horny hubert.

You shut up before I give you a horny hubert na' mean.

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