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The state of being epic;
Episcocity is measured in Beowulfs. (bWs);
The metric measurement is Narrative Poems. (nPs)
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OBSCURE-PUNGENT ODOR THAT EMINATES FROM THE UNCLEAN CROTCH OF A FEMALE. STRANGELY SIMILAR TO ATHELETES FOOT BUT DISTINCTLY DIFFERENT.
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