What is Horny Turtle Porn?
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Porn that is so slow its like a turtle making love with another but still makes you horny as babyeee
"Man"- Jesus christ almighty this is Horny Turtle porn!
"Woman"- I agree i think we should do it in slow motion dear
"Man"- Same Babe
"Woman"- Horny turtle porn here i come!
"Man"- Yeeee haaa
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Something that is so good that it makes one jizz.
Man, that pie was so jizzolicious, it made my pants wet.
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