Horny Turtle Porn

What is Horny Turtle Porn?

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Porn that is so slow its like a turtle making love with another but still makes you horny as babyeee

"Man"- Jesus christ almighty this is Horny Turtle porn!

"Woman"- I agree i think we should do it in slow motion dear

"Man"- Same Babe

"Woman"- Horny turtle porn here i come!

"Man"- Yeeee haaa

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