What is Horrible Shovel Accident?
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One is digging a hole, normally in the backyard, when one's significant other comes along and is accidently smacked in the head
The significant other falls in the hole and bleeds to death. One is obliged to fill in the hole, since it is a waste of time to dig another hole.
"Did you hear about Ned's horrible shovel accident? Maude never saw that shovel coming."
"Yeah, but she had it coming."
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Someone so extremely indescribable that there are no other words; someone who is phucktarded.
Andrew is a phucktard.
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A play of words on "Creme de la creme" meaning "Cream of the cream", this quite literally means "Cream of the s..
