Horrible Shovel Accident

What is Horrible Shovel Accident?

1.

One is digging a hole, normally in the backyard, when one's significant other comes along and is accidently smacked in the head witheshovel.

The significant other falls in the hole and bleeds to death. One is obliged to fill in the hole, since it is a waste of time to dig another hole.

"Did you hear about Ned's horrible shovel accident? Maude never saw that shovel coming."

"Yeah, but she had it coming."

See shovel, accident, wife, cheating, divorce

53

Random Words:

Slob Out

1. Eating a ridiculas amount of food with your mouth open, enjoying it greatly. "Hey Ollie Moore" "Yeah" "what ..

Ramboson

1. The name is derived from the character Rambo from First Blood,RamboII and Rambo III. Conotates that someone has Rambo characteristics m..

W00t-off

1. Stems from the classic internet w00t. n. One who w00ts excessively, almost orgasmically. "You're such a w00t-off, shut up.&..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free