What is Horrible Shovel Accident?
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One is digging a hole, normally in the backyard, when one's significant other comes along and is accidently smacked in the head
The significant other falls in the hole and bleeds to death. One is obliged to fill in the hole, since it is a waste of time to dig another hole.
"Did you hear about Ned's horrible shovel accident? Maude never saw that shovel coming."
"Yeah, but she had it coming."
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Random Words:
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slightly less than adequate - credited to T Clarke
Question: Will you move in with me?
Answer: But Tim, I love you unknobiously
Phras..
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A report filled out by office staff upon returning from the snap trap. Details physical and sensual characteristics of the excretions.
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