What is Horrible Shovel Accident?


1.

One is digging a hole, normally in the backyard, when one's significant other comes along and is accidently smacked in the head witheshovel.

The significant other falls in the hole and bleeds to death. One is obliged to fill in the hole, since it is a waste of time to dig another hole.

"Did you hear about Ned's horrible shovel accident? Maude never saw that shovel coming."

"Yeah, but she had it coming."

See shovel, accident, wife, cheating, divorce


53

Random Words:

1. Meaning "Snake Like Creature" (read into that what you will). Ephidian the identity of a code monkey in Houston, TX who is kno..
1. A cute type of stuffed animal from the show "Codename: Kids Next Door". They look like chimps with a rainbow fixed to their he..
1. its a small town in the north of portugal, with a beautiful landscape, if u wanna go on holyday nothing best than this place got a campi..