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When you lose your keys (they're usually in your pocket)
Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a keymergency.
See keys, lost, emerg..
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The fetus that comes out prematurely and latches onto your penis while having sex with a pregnant women.
That zombie fetus grabbed my p..
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The sound made by old, low-budget stereo receivers when they are overpowered by high-voltage rock, specifically Stone Temple Pilots. Aft..
