What is Horror?
1.
Catching your parents having sex.
"Hmm hm hm hm hm, hey Ma, can you--OH MY GOD! MOM--DAD--DOING IT--MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
2.
Watching
I felt horror when there was the scene showing fat Oprah taking a piss and the scene showing some little girl fucking an old man.
3.
A seting invoking fear, tension, or utter shock.
Horror comes in many shapes and forms, horror lives everywhere.
4.
A film genre including subject matter meant to be terrifying and revolting yet, for some unexplainable reason, highly appealing to many moviegoers.
There also exists a demographic of contrary thinkers:
"Dude, I love Jackass 2. It's freakin' hilarious."
"I know, man."
"Why would anyone want to see the whole movie take place in a dark, damp room where all the crazy stunts are performed on people without their consent by a demented clown?"
"I don't get those horror movies either, bro."
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6.
Wool sweater and a box of packing peanuts.
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7.
Dublin slag for somone who is awful looking and/or is a complete mess
shes a fuking horror!
wud ye look at that horror!
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