What is Horse?
1.
Heroin.
Keith Richards did so much horse in his lifetime that his blood type is China White.
2.
"Quadruped. Graminivorous. Forty teeth, namely twenty-four grinders, four eye-teeth, and twelve incisive. Sheds coat in the spring; in marshy countries, sheds hoofs, too. Hoofs hard, but requiring to be shod with iron. Age known by marks in the mouth."
-quote from Hard Times by Charles Dickens.
Horses are described in numerous ways; breeds, types, 'bloods' and purposes.
Breeds of horse are distinct genetic entities. Morgan horses will produce
further Morgans, however if two cobs are bred together they may not necessarily produce further cob type horses. They may produce horses of a variety of types dependent upon the various breeds that produced the two cobs in the first place.
Horses are mainly used for hobby purposes, ie. riding (obstagles and dressage) and driving. In some places (Finland and sweden for example) some equine schools use horses for work too.
Communication skills are known to be highly developed in horses, but they are unable to speak to us in the same way that human beings do. It is vital that horse owners understand the fundamentals of horse care and horsemanship. A rider MUST know his/her horse well before attempting anything more than walking with it. Horses are very intelligent and have an excellent memory. You mistreat a horse once, he might kick you in the head 5 years later :)
Nice horse you got there, how old is he?
Who the
fuck let that horse out of the paddock?
Saddle my horse, I'm going after it.
3.
A game played to practice basketball. One player attempts a shot. If the shot is successful, the other player must make the same shot in only one attempt, or gain one letter (HORSE). First one to spell "HORSE" loses.
Mom: What did you do after school today?
Zach: Just played a few games of horse with Ryan.
4.
Heroin; See
Got horse?
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5.
A word originally used to enhance the names of sports, Horse can now fill in the place for any noun, pronoun, verb, adjective, adverb, conjunction, interjection, preposition or any part of speech, in any quantity and frequency.
My favorite sport is Horse NASCAR Racing.
My favorite Horse is Horse HORSECAR Horseing.
Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse HORSEHORSE Horse Horse.
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6.
Only the greatest animal ever! They smell realllll good!
O my god! Did you see that horse? It's soooo pretty!
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7.
A mammal with large teeth, and usually a long mane, if maintained that way. Likes carrots, and has large beady eyes. Can scare children. Typically smells terrible. Also known as
Person 1: What's that smell?
Person 2: Horse Manure.
Person 1: Oh,
Trace Cyrus must be around...
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