Horse Cock

What is Horse Cock?


1.

A gigantic penis that will cause moose knuckling and gapping in most vagina. The opposite of rice dick.

Since he has a horse cock, he doesn't care if she's got camel toe or a moose knucklegap. It's all tight to him.

2.

A penis in the size, shape, and stature, such as that of a horse's

Brett has a horsecock; it's the biggest dick I've ever seen

See carl

3.

A very large dick, like a horse

Holy shit look at his horse cock

See big dick, anaconda, horsey, shea

4.

A Grilled Stuft Burrito from Taco Bell.

I've yet to meet a man that can eat two horse cocks.

5.

in the electricity industry: thick cable types (such as 2/5)

we need to run 200 feet of horse cock to the transformer.

See 2/5, cable, electrician, electricity, technician, grz

6.

The rather large dong that grossly masculine study hall teachers whip out of their pants and slam on students' desks in order to intimidate them.

justin: mrs. ****** is a total bitch. she should fuckin die

ms. ****** (approaching): oh yeah, well what do you think of this (whips out her ginormous horse cock and slams it on the table)

brett: holy shit, that is one huge cock

See cock, needledick, horsecock, dick, dong, weiner, junk

7.

United States Navy for bologna...

"I'm heading down to the mess deck to pick up a horse cock sandwich for mid-rats"

See sniping


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