Horse Cream

What is Horse Cream?

A hand lotion that smells like horses.

Often mistaken for 'jizz' or 'cum'.

*Eugene: Is that horse cream your rubbing on your bum?

*Frankie-Todd: Why yes. Yes it is.

* (Names have been changed)

See horse, cream, creamy

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