What is Horse Malarchy?
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An improved version of 
"I was supposed to have a party at my house, but no one showed."
"That's some real horse malarchy."
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Used to express disdain for something deemed stupid or obvious, especially a self-evident remark.  Imitative of an utterance attributed ..