Horse Racing

What is Horse Racing?

1. Where horses (Equus caballus) are run at speed to determine the fastest beast.

2. A race in a circle jerk to see who can orgasmfirst.

Peter and his mates enjoyed horse racing while watching porn together.

(best imagined as a group of men standing up, yet hunched over with slightly bent knees)

See masturbation, circle jerk, limp biscuit, circle jerking, circle jerks

Zuvel

1. To have fun while under the influence. (Intoxicated) Jumping on the trampoline seemed like the only zuvel thing to do at that point in ..

Painticipation

1. The brief stretch of time between the instant you hurt yourself, and the instant actually feel the pain. During painticipation, you kno..

Dirt Track Rider

1. a shit stabber, someone who takes it up the khyber, a fanatical bowler who uses the cadbury alley, mr mercury was one! dig? the geezer ..

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