Horse Racing

What is Horse Racing?

1. Where horses (Equus caballus) are run at speed to determine the fastest beast.

2. A race in a circle jerk to see who can orgasmfirst.

Peter and his mates enjoyed horse racing while watching porn together.

(best imagined as a group of men standing up, yet hunched over with slightly bent knees)

See masturbation, circle jerk, limp biscuit, circle jerking, circle jerks

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