Horse Sniffer

What is Horse Sniffer?


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twatknob headnumb nuttsTom Cox

A Horse Sniffer is a special phrase used between Cotswold friends to associate a poor performanced or general misshapped person. Originating from the Great Planes of South Cerney where the usual runt of the family (namely Wixey) would be forced to Sniff the horse's anus to determine whether they were fertile or not.

Evidentally an Urban Myth now, but still used to ridicule close friends and enemies alike

'look at the Waldrons, what a bunch of tax evading horse sniffers'

'watch it Lukins, your getting close to becoming a horse sniffer!'

'That bird I took out last night was such a horse sniffer, she was so stuck up'

See twat, knob, welk, weiner


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