Horse Turtle

What is Horse Turtle?


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Omnipotent supreme being. Creator of all. Looks like a horse with a turtle shell wrapped around its body, wears a crown to signify its dominance. has flames shooting out of its rectal cavity, no reason has been explained. very skilled at many different things including making sandwiches. Killed the dinosaurs because they ate his big bowl of cream cheese. The only time it has cried is when Scar killed Mufasa in the Lion King. Horse Turtle invented x box live among many many other things (everything, random facts are funnier than simply stating everything). Horse Turtle is also Bowsers brother in law. Was a one time member of the APA.

the closest example would be god but even god does not equal the raw power of the Horse Turtle.

See god, ovechkin, zezima, chuck norris, stephen colbert, jesus christ


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