What is Horsebone?
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An Amercian legend such as Paul Bunyon, or Jhonny Appleseed. Horsebone is a horse that was violently killed when a plane crashed into him. Using modern technology scientist rebuilt the horse, creating horsebone! An awkward resembelance of a horse, horsebone's back two legs are made of huge springs, and has many electronic devices grafted to him, as well as a pink umbrella on his spine. Horsebone's purpose is unknow but theorists suggest he is an inadequate crime fighter.
1 Horsebone? Horsebone? What the fuck is that?
2 Dude, horsebone rules.
3 Remember kids before you run with scissors, think. Would horsebone do that?
