Horsemounter

What is Horsemounter?


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Polite euphemism for horsefucker, often used at dinner parties and other genteel events. If Eric Cartman had said this he wouldn't have been shockedby the V-chip.

Not to be confused with pony smacker.

It might be possible to combine horsemounting with sado-masochismand necrophilia, but that would just be flogging a dead horse.

"I really don't get disgusted by a bit of immaturity in a game. I got a chuckle playing Horror of Rylvania when the game called me a pervert for trying to fuck the horse. Mostly just because it was unexpected. And hey, *mounting* the horse actually netted me a useful item!

MH (the horsef...errr....horsemounter)"

(from rec.arts.int-fiction)

See horsefucker, horse, equestrianism, horse racing, ascot, steed, stallion, mule, donkey, smack the pony, bestiality, beastiality, zoophile, zoophilia, south park, mount, mounted, mounting, knight, genghis khan, princess anne, donkeyfucker, epping, derby, unicorn, centaur, bay, mustang, colt, gallop, trot, canter, hoarse


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