Hortense Vagino

What is Hortense Vagino?

An utterly repulsive proto-typical woman you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Don't get divorced over the age of 70; most of the women in the dating pool are like Hortense Vagino.

Zipping The Mattress

1. 1) To save ones possessions or money in times of financial instability. 2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity. 1) Yeah, Joh..

Freezeridity

1. the combination of freezing weather and low humidity, usually involved with frigid winter weather, and normally below zero weather! (Ohi..

Let One's Hair Down

1. (verb) to relax; to behave informally. Letcho hair down, dog!..

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