Hortense Vagino

What is Hortense Vagino?

An utterly repulsive proto-typical woman you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Don't get divorced over the age of 70; most of the women in the dating pool are like Hortense Vagino.

Quandy

1. A quick hand job Hey Emily we don't have much time before your parents get home...how about a quandy? See sex, hand job, oral, fu..

Analiscious

1. Of or deserving oral/anal attention or servicing. Being worthy of a rim job. "Bro, that chick is so analiscious, I'd rim that..

The Zaps

1. A bizarre and extremely uncomfortable sensation of constant electric buzzing in the head after discontinuing certain antidepressant drug..

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