What is Horton?
1.
That blue elephant from Dr.Seusses' Horton hears a who.
Happy Horton feels really happy when he's horny and got it goin on. He honks his horny horn at whory hairy homo hookers who hop around the room. He happily eats his Hostess HoHos at Hooters. The End.
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2.
Horton is a word to describe people who are large in the pants.
Boy1: look at that guy he's not even hung and its bigger than mine.
Boy2: yeah he's a Horton .
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3.
1. Horton (noun)is derived from the Argentinean slang word
2. It can also represent an angry and boisterous person.
3. It can also be employed not for its definition but because of its euphonic pronunciation. It is employed in many contexts.
4. Names or surnames related to this word are purely coincidental, and are not in any way tied.
5.Females that belong to horton qualities but also deserve to be insulted are called
1. a. He has a very large horton.
b. what a horton!
2. He is such a horton!
3. Oh, horton.
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4.
Horton is a shit-hole village in North Staffordshire, England. Most people from Horton either:
A/ Live there all their life and never know anything better, or
B/ Get out of there as soon as f*cking possible and try to purge the place from their memories.
"Aye up, where're you from?"
"Horton."
"Of right, that's why you stink of slurry then"
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