Horton'd

What is Horton'd?

When in the process of recieving oral pleasure(i.e. blowjob), the girl, who is either sick or has a bad gag reflex, regurgitates.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend totally horton'd me this weekend!

Guy 2: GROSS!

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Pork Truncheon Meat

1. the male genitalia sans the testicles; the penis. Hillary was powerless to resist Bill's intense gaze, and she screamed in ecstasy..

Hand Driver

1. A classer word for Jacking off. Damn my wife went out of town so I broke out the hand driver. See masterbate, jerkoff, cumming..

Cupasoup

1. When one farts into a confined object like a cup or a cupped hand then places this under a unsuspecting victims nose. if someone farts ..

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