Horton'd

What is Horton'd?

When in the process of recieving oral pleasure(i.e. blowjob), the girl, who is either sick or has a bad gag reflex, regurgitates.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend totally horton'd me this weekend!

Guy 2: GROSS!

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