Horton'd

What is Horton'd?

When in the process of recieving oral pleasure(i.e. blowjob), the girl, who is either sick or has a bad gag reflex, regurgitates.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend totally horton'd me this weekend!

Guy 2: GROSS!

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V&l

1. Short for Vodka and Lemonade. V&L is so yummy..

Pastorbation

1. Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun) The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor ..

Dylan Villenueve

1. A canadian that thinks he can play drums, but can only play with his balls. When hes mad, which is all the time, he is actually PMSing. ..

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