Hose Bag

What is Hose Bag?


1.

a common slutty woman who usually hits on guys in bars so she can drink for free.

barkeep get one for me and put the hosebags round on my tab.

2.

In the late '70s - early '80s, dancers (go-go, strippers) in Norfolk, VA were required by law to wear pantyhose. They got the cheap ones from 7-11 that came in the little pouch. Instead of throwing away the empty pouch, they would put their pot in it, and if a cop searched their purse and found the pouch it felt about the same as if it had the pantyhose in it, and they wouldn't bother to look inside. This is a fact.

People who don't know this assumed that 'hose bag' referred to sex, a 'bag' to put your 'hose' in - slut, skank, ho - but the truth is that "hose bag" originally referred to a pretty damn smart idea to keep from getting busted by the cops!

"I need to catch a buzz - can I borrow your hose bag?"

See slut, tramp, skank, hosebag, chippie, whore, ho

3.

"some that has sex for money or someone that has sex a lot"

"Man, I stuck my hose in her bag the other day"

4.

a hose connected to an enema bag

"Bradley, your hose bag of a mom hates me"

See Bradley


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