Hose Equity

What is Hose Equity?

An erection or hard-on. Attributed to instant message typo for "Home Equity"

"Dude, I had massive hose equity"

Skiers

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Unipwned

1. when a great horned one totally fucking owns you! pony: "man, i am totally your bitch." unicorn (whilst putting giant unicor..

The Alarm Clock

1. It is when you set the alarm clock for like five minutes later than the time it is currently and then straddle the girl so your over her..

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