Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

Yo Ho

1. a way of saying hi to a prostitute yo ho wanna go to ma car 2. A derogatory term for an Asian woman who dresses and/or behaves like a..

Zanker

1. n. a person who is extremely inept. unable to do what any normal person could. v. to be insulted. That guy is such a complete zanker. ..

Beegee

1. Beegee - a hairy cunt. As in the pop group, since they all are. Can be used both of the female genetalia or a person. Haha, she drinks..

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