Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

Todds

1. similar to a dudebro, a todd is a guy who always has his collar popped, listens to dave mathews constantly, and is probably in a frat. ..

Quibble

1. Unfair and plain evasion of the truth by use of ambiguous terms. He quibbled along and eventually enraged the inquirers. 2. A furry a..

Ayrts?

1. refer to AYRTS Are you really this stupid? See mongoloid..

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