Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

Fat Of The Lamb

1. The fatest part of side of a womans breast The fat of the lamb looks so soft and juicy 2. The side of a womans breast. look at the f..

Lambaste

1. 1. to strike someone or something hard 2. to detest, to disparage strongly I am going to lambaste that fucker. See boff, clobber, ..

Jasoned

1. to be more than violently drunk I got jasoned yesterday at the bar and was kicked out. See shnockered, buzzed, drunk, befuddled, inebr..

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