What is Hose Monkey?
Generally applies to men.
To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...
Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.
That guy is such a useless hose monkey.
See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator
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