Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

Inverted Pretentite

1. someone who eats both pretentious snacks, and non pretenious snacks i am having asparagus, then going to the cinema to have nachos with..

Screaming Penis

1. when u sit on ur penis Ex- when u are riding a bike and hit a jump and land on ur penis after hitting a large jump i landed on my pe..

Jewsicle

1. Jewish person who is so attractive you want to lick them, thus... a jewsicle. OMFG Hannah, that Mark Steinburg is a Jewsicle. See jew,..

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