Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

Zjob

1. if you dont know what it is you probably cant afford it hey you want a zjob whats that if you dont know wat it is you probably cant a..

Vanbanoupe

1. A smelly cat lover, with an unwaxed anus. That chick my mom digs is a total vanbanoupe. See cat, smelly, anus, dyke, lover..

Ozzweepay

1. A way of hiding the word asswipe. Ask Nicholaus Cage. See Browndown..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Hose Monkey Edit Meaning