Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

Urban Dictionizing

1. to enter words and definitions into the urban dictionary "Man, you should have been there, I was urban dictionizing it up! Oh Yea!..

Zagga

1. Arabic slang used in a few countries meaning a single Shit The plural form is Ziggaan Your room smells like a zagga! 2. A casual gre..

Autophilia

1. the love for one's car; the urge to have sex with or masturbate to a car; other words may include autopheiliac "Lets have sex..

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