Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

Hose A Gert

1. To smoke a cigarette: Generally Mentols To inhale cigarette smoke into your lungs: Place the cigarette in between your lips and suck the..

Oponomy

1. if u do this it means you play with little childeren you oponomy dont you See tobz..

Qoncrete

1. Having a rock hard penis. It's as hard as concrete. Have you ever heard the legend of Joey? It's said that he had a big Qoncr..

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