Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

If You Say So.

1. A very polite way of calling someone a liar after they tell you something that you know is utter bullshit. Man #1: I saw Elvis at the 7..

Dyke Mike

1. counterpart/correlary to fag hag someone who identifies as a man and spends most of his time around dykes/queer women; usually a gay ma..

Kitosho

1. Definately cooler than Aaron. I want Kitosho to have my babies! 2. to pull a kitosho. To make a usually quite large post on a forum,..

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