Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

Ioub

1. i owe you big! hoe #1: daddie i love you man: whatever, now get off me!!! hoe #2: so how was he? hoe #1: ioub, he was great! but tre..

Boss-pham

1. (n) an intellectually challenged child in which a mother could only love. walkin` down the street.. then i slapped boss pham (ex. soon ..

Towntown

1. Invented by clarkson who wears very nice tight jeans and sings a song whenever someone who is stereotyped as a townie walks past The so..

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