Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

Marix

1. This word can mean anything such as happy, sad, excited, or what ever you want it to mean. girl I like yo coat, Matrix...

Kristofferson

1. the act of being overly sensitive or sappy to the point where the actions or words seem as if stolen from a kris kristofferson song. th..

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See oh, kay, ohkay, laurel, lam, understand, jocker, jock..

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