Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

Quote Snipe

1. When someone uses the quote you were going to use moments before you use it. The professor would have totally given me a better gradeif..

Quazeyed Fuck

1. A four-eyed fuck face. Look at that quazeyed fuck over there reading his Wall Street Journal. See fuck face, fucker, four eyes, glasse..

Inhamaphoropriatye

1. Innappropriate, unfit, or incorrect. Your language is inhamaphoropriatye for this time! See inapropriate, inappropriate..

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