Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

Inch

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W.s.g.

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University Of Victoria

1. The University of Victoria, also known as UVIC, has a student body of around 14,000 students. It is Located in Victoria ,British Columbi..

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