Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

Lodium Scrote-fold

1. (v). 1. The act of jerking-off onto your own nut-sack and letting it drip into the mouth or anus of your partner (male or female). 1. &..

W.u.g.w.m?

1. w.u.g.w.m stands for will you go with me? a popular abbreviation in the armagh area(northern ireland) 'going with someone' i..

Jackroll

1. Almost the same as jacked. To steal, take. Ah You should jackroll that neek there bredwin. Yeh skeen blud...

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