Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

Ass End

1. The worst part of something. I got the ass end of the chocolate cake...

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1. Kirby. Can be supplemented with a dancing Kirby. For example: <(^_^)> <(^_^<) (>^_^)> ^(^_^)^ 2. its a kirby....wi..

Querp

1. An underwater queef. While Will was fucking Christine in the bathtub she querped and they both laughed. See queef, fart, pussy, vulva ..

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