Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

Straight Goon

1. Stupid, goofy, unintelligent, cheap, or of poor quality. That kid is such a straight goon, I would never be seen with him. See stupid,..

Leaky Sheiky

1. Derived from the condom brand 'Sheik'. An expression used to describe a faulty or defective condom that, due to (usually uncon..

Srcabumpous

1. a universal meaning can be used only as a noun. That dirty scrubumpous sucked my dick wilst I rubed my balls! See Hunter..

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