Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

Fuckin' Ugly

1. A compound adjective used to display complete disgust; Poking fun at a friend's stupid comment. Jim Bob: "I went square danci..

Xo's

1. Another name for the street drug ecstasy. An ecstasy pill. "Can I get some xo's for 10 a pill?" "Hell naw." ..

Eabod

1. Acronym for "Eat A Bag Of Dicks". This st00pd n00b should EABOD. See acronym, internet, piss off, fuck off, get bent, get lo..

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