Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

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