Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

Colby Woods

1. Is a Sexyy biatch..and hes in a kickass band called Snafu..hes one of the nicest people i know...and hes a good "sweettalker"...

Thirm

1. a firm thought Wow, thats thirm That idea's so thirm Thats thirnomical! See thinking, thought, mind, einstein, head, chalise, h..

Cantified

1. The act of becoming dense and slow while still rocking it. I was so wasted I got all cantified last night when a weird boy offered me g..

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