Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

Moes Toes

1. originated in god knowz where. when a guy finds a pile of dog shit n makes their girl squish the doo wit their toes. afterwards the guy ..

Equalstand

1. to be on the same level, similar to understand I equalstand you, brother..

Oosik

1. a walruses penis bone See starfish 2. Mrs. Schulman-Janiger's dildo..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Hose Monkey Edit Meaning