Hose Monkey

What is Hose Monkey?

Generally applies to men.

To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...

Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.

See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

See wanker, jerk-off, circle-jerk, masturbator

Ortta

1. a slang term for something that should be done. i ortta be working, but this is more interesting. See ananda..

Ellern

1. A stupid slacker who really needs to chill the fuck out. :) "Dood, she totally needs to stfu" 2. An insane girl who enjoys ..

Ookii

1. Japanese word for big. ookii ringo. (big apple) See Christina..

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