What is Hosebeast?
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Noun (1): A woman who is ruthless, evil, and outright objectionable in both physical and mental presence.
Dave: "Did you hear about Patti going off the deep end?"
Steve: "Yeah, it serves that hosebeast right for what she did to Truant."
2.
Stupid ass dirty ass nasty ass slut. Crazy to a stupendous degree. Devourer of souls.
Steve's girlfriend is a fucking psycho hosebeast. I told him not to stick it in the crazy but he didn't listen.
3.
An adjective used solely for females: A hosebeast can considered to be a female who acts in a beastly fashion more often then not. This "beast" like behavior is due to poor judgement and simply having no shame in one's game because there are simply to many tight ass bitches out there! It can also be due to heavy intoxication (as in drinking to many beers through bendy straws and taking to much xanax). Hosebeast can also be a term of love when used between two people who can enjoy being white trash without shame.
Hosebeast behavior includes falling head first off bars when your trying to dance on them,face fucking, pooping in your pants in H&M, falling on a subway grate and smahing your face in, successfully executing Patsy falls, trying to have sexual relations with gay men, and contemplating when your really drunk" if I just pee in the bed at least it will be warm for a minute."
4.
its a "beyond Psycho" ex who you would love to see chopped up and fed to the dog.
My ex girlfriend is such a hosebeast that the dog wouldn't even eat her.
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5.
an obnoxious, hefty woman, usually a smoker, often accompanied by 4 or more kids under 12
The hosebeast in that dumpy minivan just cut me off!
6.
A person whom is unpleasant to even hear about
That guy is such a hosebeast
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A woman who only chases and sleeps with men that have money. A woman that other women hate.
Anna Nicole Smith is a Hosebeast!
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