Hoseclamp Edit Meaning

1.

Someone that has their hand around a dick way to much. Whether a male or female or whether it's their's or someone else's. Examples; masturbator, serial cocksucker, $5 crack whore, main activity for boy in first year of male puberty. Also can be used to describe someone who enslaves a male with sex, ie. "She's got him on a dick leash."

"One rail of crank and he turns into a hoseclamp."

"From the time he was 11 he's been a total hoseclamp."

"He'll do anything for her, she's got him in a hoseclamp."

"The pivot man at the circle jerk was a professional hoseclamp."

She worked at the massauge parlor as a hoseclamp."

There's a lot of hoseclamps on Castro Street.

See masturbater, chicken choker, meat leash

2.

A hoser that can't shut his mouth when he's drunk. Usually this word is used in Calgary but it has been used as far as Arizona

Fuck, that hoseclamp had one too many Molson's.