What is Hosed?
1.
1.utterly and undoubtedly affixiated in a troublesome situation
2. reflecting on a situation in a negative manner
syn: Jacked, screwed, fucked
"we got hosed tommy, we got hosed"
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2.
the MIT version: to be completely mentally and physically exhausted from completing some form of academic work typically within the last 8 hours of it being due.
Man I am hosed, I stayed up all night finishing a pset.
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3.
Screwed.
in the 'Dude. You're screwed.' sense.
Sometimes also means Stuck.
"You did what?! Hosed, man.
"When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor."
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4.
to be intoxicated. to be drunk to the point of memory loss and the possibily of pissing the bed becomes high.
If we drink all these 40's we're gonna be hosed.
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5.
jargon: messed up, crashed
I tried to install windoze 2K, but the damn install hosed my system
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impossibly busy with less time or resources to complete everything than available (as in trying to drink from a firehose). (context: MIT)
yo, wanna go to dinner?
sorry man, i'm hosed. i've got 3 problem sets due tomorrow morning, none of which i've started.
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7.
Used in baseball when a player gets thrown out on a play. Comes from the slang 'hose' a term used for a good arm.
His run would've tied the game, but he got hosed at the plate.
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