Hosemeister

What is Hosemeister?


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1: (n.) (Slang) One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of the use of his hose, schlong, or manly member.

2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.

"I used to like Heathcliff, but as I get to know him, I'm coming to the realization that he's a totalhosemeister" (From _Wuthering Heights, Party Remix_ by Emilio Bronte)


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