What is Hospital Appointment?
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Ideal chosen excuse for having the morning off work, ideally to attend an interview for a rewarding job. Completely throws any bovate suspicion as hypochondria is accepted as the norm.
"I won't be in 'til 12 today as I have a physio appointment on my dodgy knee."
"Oh okay. I hope you feel better afterwards."
"Oh I will, you bove. I will. Lie-ins are truly therapeutic."
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Somewhat polite term for shit list
That mofo just moved to the top of my fecal roster
See Grue..
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A male reproductive organ
his fandangler was so long, we called him tripod.
See Aruba
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Invented by a man known only by the name Br..
