Hospital Appointment

What is Hospital Appointment?


1.

Ideal chosen excuse for having the morning off work, ideally to attend an interview for a rewarding job. Completely throws any bovate suspicion as hypochondria is accepted as the norm.

"I won't be in 'til 12 today as I have a physio appointment on my dodgy knee."

"Oh okay. I hope you feel better afterwards."

"Oh I will, you bove. I will. Lie-ins are truly therapeutic."


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