What is Hospital Appointment?
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Ideal chosen excuse for having the morning off work, ideally to attend an interview for a rewarding job. Completely throws any bovate suspicion as hypochondria is accepted as the norm.
"I won't be in 'til 12 today as I have a physio appointment on my dodgy knee."
"Oh okay. I hope you feel better afterwards."
"Oh I will, you bove. I will. Lie-ins are truly therapeutic."
Random Words:
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When a (fart) turns into a bowel movement you were not expecting.
I had to go change my underwear, due to a toot gone bad.
See fart, s..
