Hostage

What is Hostage?


1.

The sound a mobile phone makes while ringing when it has been set to vibrate. An unintentional side effect of not taking the phone out of silent mode, it's reminiscent of the "mmm-mmm-mmm" sound a bound and gagged hostage makes in a movie when trying to get attention from a rescue squad.

Dude, your phone has been ringing nonstop - doing the hostage on the table while you were off dropping that deuce.

See cell phone, alarm, mobile

2.

When you hold a person, or item for ransom, or just for fun.

Cop: Magic, we know you are in there, release the hostages.

Magic: What hostages!?

3.

Mindless fools in Counter- Strike, usually scientists who run into walls and whisper so that the T's can hear them all the way across the map. Who certified these guys to be scientists?

Usually refered to as "hosties"

"Hostage Down"

4.

A raised platform for prostitutes to parade their "charms"

The hostage was just heaving with promiscuous ladies.

See hostage, detainee, criminal

5.

A completely insane and deadly person, should be avoided at all costs

There goes hostage flippin his cheez dick on SkRuPuPuLa

See Hostage

6.

Someone who is taken prisoner against their will. Sometimes I contemplate taking Aleks, but he would like it and then he wouldn't be a hostage.

Joe has just informed me that he has taken my pencil hostage. I miss my pencil. I knew he stole it. but I didn't expect him to go this far!! AAHHH he's threatening to break it! NOOOOOOO!!!!

See Giselle


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