Hostage Baby

What is Hostage Baby?

A child that was covertly conceived for the purpose of keeping or retaining a partner against his or her will.

1. I'm going home to see my hostage baby.

2. I'd leave her, but she's pregnant with my hostage baby.

3. She just told me that she was pregnant yesterday, so now we're having a hostage baby.

See hostage, baby, screwed, bummer

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