What is Hostess?
1.
THe maker of all those obesity-inducing jellofied 'snack cakes' that everyone gives America shit for.
When I went to Spain all the kids yelled at me to go eat some Hostess Cream Cakes and bomb a country.
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2.
An exclamatory word used to compliment a person on a job well done. The word obtains its meaning from the 1990's marketing campaign of the "Hostess" brand snack cakes which used the phrase, "Now that's the stuff: Hostess!"
Your friend lands a sick trick off a ski jump
You: hostessssssssss! shit son, that was mad legit.
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A derisive term used to describe a dominating presence on a message board. Someone who responds to the majority of posts and who also creates numerous topics for discussion or may feel it is their duty to play moderator without having any real authority. The term originated on a gay message board, specifically Craigslist M4M.
"Since you're the hostess why don't you tell us what you want us to talk about?"
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4.
creaming your pants
vaginal secretion
That guy was so hot i just hostessed in my pants
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