Hostile Texan

What is Hostile Texan?


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A adulterous overweight Desi fob who spends most of his time trying to pick up young girls so he can take them back to his cubicle and assault them with his two inch lulli. The rest of his day is spent fornicating with his pet pig "Muslimah" and posting pictures of his wife on Smuts. Check for him at your local Masjid.

Man that Hostile Texan is one fat sleasy motherfucker.


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