Hot Archaeopteryx

What is Hot Archaeopteryx?


1.

When you're having sex with a girl from behind and you jizz on her back then coat her with dodo feathers, under a minimum of 3 furlongs of lithified sediment.

THEN YOU DON'T CALL HER BACK!

The Hot Archaeopteryx is a good trick. Problem is you can only do it once.

See sediment, doggy style, taxonomy, fossil


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