What is Hot Brown?
1.
Performing analingus on a person with poor anal hygiene, especially after the person has been working out.
As a consolation for losing the competition on "the Biggest Loser", Brenda received a hot brown from Big Wayne.
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2.
Pooping in bed after midnight and the rolling over on top of your parter while they're sleeping.
Fat Mike got hot browned by Cartoon Joe.
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3.
A vulgar and grotesquely descriptive term for shit; hot brown is also the name of a dessert.
"I'll be right back, I gotta go make some hot brown."
(Five minutes later) "Dude, who forgot to flush the hot brown?"
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4.
1) Preparing a heated dish using fecal matter.
2) Defecating in someone's cocoa.
1) "I've hot browned the rib-eye and seasoned it with...""
2) "Don't drink the cocoa at the ski lodge, I heard it's been hot browned."
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