Hot Carl Malone

What is Hot Carl Malone?

The act of shitting on your spouse's chest. The steamer must be fresh and wet.

"Yo hunny, you smell like shit."

"Yeah I know, you just hot carl maloned on my chest lol."

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Itsmemikehey

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Jeremiah Rivera

1. A Jeremiah Rivera is a sweet boy who enjoys video games and porn. Girl:Omg you're a Jeremiah Rivera Dude:Duh! See jeremiah, glas..

Sfml

1. shit fuck my life. Used when you think that your life sucks more then anybody else's. Also used to draw attention. Carl's f..

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