Hot Carl Malone

What is Hot Carl Malone?

The act of shitting on your spouse's chest. The steamer must be fresh and wet.

"Yo hunny, you smell like shit."

"Yeah I know, you just hot carl maloned on my chest lol."

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Investibation

1. /in ves ti ba' shun/ n. (Portmanteau of "investigation" and "masturbation") An investigation with no hope of a..

Flant

1. A flant is a flying ant. Duh. I think a flant just flew up my nose. See Jen 2. a fake plant the flant in your moms livingroom is u..

Chomps

1. Dublin slang for XTC . Also see Yokes I wanna get chomped out of me head ! Anybody doing Yokes tonight ? 2. sucks, shitty, totally bi..

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