Hot Carl Malone

What is Hot Carl Malone?

The act of shitting on your spouse's chest. The steamer must be fresh and wet.

"Yo hunny, you smell like shit."

"Yeah I know, you just hot carl maloned on my chest lol."

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Cherry-bomb

1. A cherry bomb is a dangerous firework and considered an illegal explosive device in the United States and most other countries. Cherry b..

Yizzlenate

1. To go take a piss. To urinate. After quenching my thirst with Powerade i felt the sudden urge to go yizzlenate See pee, poop, urinate,..

Ishl

1. ishl is an abbreviation for i'm sitting here laughing can be used instead of lol, lmao etc, but usually in a more literal way pe..

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