Hot Carl Malone

What is Hot Carl Malone?

The act of shitting on your spouse's chest. The steamer must be fresh and wet.

"Yo hunny, you smell like shit."

"Yeah I know, you just hot carl maloned on my chest lol."

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Nil-biter

1. A football match that is exciting and suspenseful, like a nail-biter, but ultimately ends in a nil-nil draw. That was a real nil-biter ..

Hawkwell Ho

1. A name for girls who live in hawkwell, and are run by a PIMP called TOM yea, she one of toms girls..

Bachelor Hand

1. A Texas Hold'em starting hand of a Jack and King offsuit. From "Jack-King-Off(suit)". He should've stayed in with ..

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