Hot Carl Malone

What is Hot Carl Malone?

The act of shitting on your spouse's chest. The steamer must be fresh and wet.

"Yo hunny, you smell like shit."

"Yeah I know, you just hot carl maloned on my chest lol."

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Keep Me Posted

1. A phrase that girls use, mainly when talking to other girl friends. It's primary use is for when you are asking to be updated on th..

Terrorist Voting

1. One bomb, one vote. (no voting age. Also if it is a dud your vote will be revoked and you will be stoned) Terrorist voting is the reas..

Moon Coon

1. A white coon/white nigger. A racial slur for a white person. The term exists to describe white people because the moon gives off a whiti..

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