What is Hot Farts?
1.
Very flammable gaseous flatulent that burn on the way out of the anus. Very susceptible to knocking bystanders unconscious (aka very stinky). Common side effects are: Burning gooch hairs, feeling of anal ripping, and nostril desecration.
"Guys, I have the hot farts tonight."
"O Shit!"
"Get out da' fuckin car"
"Everybody stop, drop, and roll"
"It wont do any good"
"Suck it cheeseman"
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2.
A fart that causes a burning sensation around ones anus. This is usually due to an ingestion of spicy foods.
Man,I ate 14,000 hot peppers last nite and I've had the "hot farts" all day!
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