What is Hot German Potato Salad?


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A man lies naked and spread eagled on a picnic blanket. A picnic basket with a hole cut out of the bottom is placed over his face. This should be a snug fit. His partner then proceeds to lift the lid and crap into the basket over his face, while throwing uncooked bacon at his erection, strip by strip.

Melissa planned a romantic, indoor picnic for our anniversary. I was even more surprised when she offered me a Hot German Potato Salad. Now I get all hot when I see bacon!

See bacon, poop, german, picnic, potato salad


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