Hot Ham On A Kaiser

What is Hot Ham On A Kaiser?

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

Taifuck

1. A Partay or shindig in which you are able to fraternise with the opposition. Normally ends with a naughty treat "lets go to a Taif..

Eyecoat

1. someone who is attractive, but you cant stand to be around. dude that girl is hot. forget that shes a freaking eyecoat. See eye, eyec..

Hardliner

1. An extreme straight edger who becomes loud and violent about one's views. Not a true edger and looked down apon for such ignorance ..

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