Hot Ham On A Kaiser

What is Hot Ham On A Kaiser?


1.

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.


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