Hot Ham On A Kaiser

What is Hot Ham On A Kaiser?

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

Not-single

1. The act of implying that you have a significant other, but refusing to fully commit to being in a relationship by saying you are taken...

Trailer Park Beauty Pageant

1. contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low. sub par excellence. Ex 1: Bill: That chick you took home la..

Te-te

1. an abbreviation of a retard. retard=tard. tard=te-te. btw, in Latin, the direct translation of retard is "born slow"... its s..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Hot Ham On A Kaiser Edit Meaning