Hot Ham On A Kaiser

What is Hot Ham On A Kaiser?

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

Fun Tunnel

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Unusually Wide Stance

1. The excuse a man uses to dissuade others from thinking he is guilty of soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom, whereby he "accid..

Zionkowski

1. Conveyance of the obvious or that which is not very effectively disguised. The zionkowski principle has exposed the reality of those ma..

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