Hot Ham On A Kaiser

What is Hot Ham On A Kaiser?

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

Fork And Trident

1. An expression used to explain someone's substandard thinking capacity and/or verbal creativity. Go slap the cereal monkey you fork..

Queep

1. (As used in US military) Annoying or senseless bureaucratic requirement Did you get the latest E-mail on re-doing the fire extinguisher..

Onzin

1. Dutch word meaning 'crap' or 'nonsense'. He's telling onzin 'bout my mother being a whore! See bullshit,..

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