Hot Ham On A Kaiser

What is Hot Ham On A Kaiser?

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

Dirtay Dirtay

1. If something unlucky, ridiculous, incredible, etc were to happen, you yell this. The number of times you say "dirtay" determin..

Flurbling

1. To place ones face between a large set of mamaries and make a "flurble" noise.... I was flurbling those norks last night.... ..

Zuffle Coat

1. A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex. or A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains "I'm jus..

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