Hot Ham On A Kaiser

What is Hot Ham On A Kaiser?

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

W.e.t.s.u.

1. An ancronym for We Eat This Sh*t Up (pronounced wet-sue), meaning we are gung ho and highly enthused, used in the Army in the Vietnam er..

Reality Wank

1. A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks " ..

Yiam

1. A term used when calling some either homosexual, Useless (Due to things such as forgetting to bring a camera out, not charging batterys,..

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