Hot Ham On A Kaiser

What is Hot Ham On A Kaiser?

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

Jizzrocket

1. A sperm powered rocket. The propellant is made from mixing together gunpowder and sperm it is then left until it sets hard. Light the j..

Scogen

1. another name for a cookie, biscuit, cracker, or muffin my grandma makes excellent scogens when Christmas comes around. See andrew..

Esils

1. word used as a descriptor adjective to enhance most words in the English language. Said with nearly a lisp, this word is used almost in ..

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