Hot Kremer

What is Hot Kremer?


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A sexual manuever in which the male deficates a hot steamy pile unto the ass crack of the female (or male, or dog) and then smashes the ass cheeks together. A variation of the Hot Karl, Hot Carl, or Hot Lunch.

I was totally banging this chick, donkey punched her and gave her the Hot Kremer.


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