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Before you have sex with a woman, put tabasco sauce on the OUTSIDE of the condom, her pussy lips will be on fire in no time. If you want to cool the burn, pull out and hose it down. (this may also work for BJs.)
My woman is always bragging that she enjoys spicy foods, but she couldn't handle the Hot Lips Houlahan.
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