Hot Log

What is Hot Log?

A fresh poo, still piping hot from the delivery canal.

"I heard your cat died. Man, that really sucks the hot log."

See hot, log, poo, fresh

Fartwank

1. masturbating whilst sitting on the toilet defecating "Hey fellas, I'm just going for a quick fartwank" See fartle, braf..

Zm Shoe Shine

1. When a underage girl is crouching and sucking your dick while rubbing her clitoris against your dress shoes, thereby shining them with h..

E-joculation

1. Joclation - joking E-joculation - Joking online. E-Joculating - to joke online. Especially when a person uses a lot of LoL's as ..

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