Hot Maria

What is Hot Maria?


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This is a sexual term defining the act of a woman, while menstruating, squatting over top of someone and urinating on their chest

*it is important that there be no contact between the bodies

**the person being urinated on may masturbate

Uncle Sid politely asked his new girlfriend to provide him with the service of a Hot Maria.

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