What is Hot Monkey Vagina?
1.
HMV for short. Desirable women with great bodies.
Lets go to the bar tonight and look for Hot Monkey Vagina.
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2.
A fine looking woman, a real beauty with a great body. Usually viewed from across the bar or room. Generally first seen from afar.
Abbreviated HMV.
Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."
Phil: Hey, look at the girl in the yellow shirt...real hot monkey vagina.
Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?
Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.
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