Hot Monkey Vagina

What is Hot Monkey Vagina?


1.

HMV for short. Desirable women with great bodies.

Lets go to the bar tonight and look for Hot Monkey Vagina.

See babes, broads, girls, hunnies, skirt

2.

A fine looking woman, a real beauty with a great body. Usually viewed from across the bar or room. Generally first seen from afar.

Abbreviated HMV.

Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."

Phil: Hey, look at the girl in the yellow shirt...real hot monkey vagina.

Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?

Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.

See chicks, babes, broads, girls, sweet ass, fine, poontang


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