Hot Monocle

What is Hot Monocle?

Were a man ejaculates onto a womans eye causing pain.

"Give me a hot monocle"

"ok"

~after a long pleasurable time~

"im coming on your eye"

"AHHHHHHH THAT BURNS"

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Similar to a mayonaise monoclebut actually in the eye, causing a burning sensation to the victim.

See seagulling.

Holy damn, thats no seagull - I've got a hot monocle!

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