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Person in a crowded place who is texting while bumping into people.
1. Hey, Jack - where did you get the black eye?
2. Text bumper
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A spiffed up version of shiznit.
That pie's the shiznaught though...
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Totally insane..
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According to maternal wisdom: "The vertical wrinkle between the eyebrows that makes you attractive to older men."
Mum: They&a..
