Hot Pocket Edit Meaning

1.

The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin")

That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket.

2.

When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"

"I'm about to cum..."

(She shoves his ballsac into his anus)

"HOT POCKET!"

See hotpocket, balls, kickin, butt, anus, ballsac, cum, awesomeness

3.

The act of leaving a big warm dump in the sleeper sofa that your so called "friend" has fell asleep in....and then folding him/her up in it!

"Shit...you should have seen Bobby's face after that hot pocket nap he took."

See shit, hot, pocket, crap, dump

4.

n.) When one farts in a paper grocery bag, creeps up behind someone, and quickly puts the bag over their head. Running away immediately is recommended.

"My colleague crop-dusted my workstation, so I paid him back with a hot pocket."

See fart, stink, smell, ga, flatulence, juvenile, rank, pass gas

5.

The only food on Earth that takes longer to eat that it does to cook.

Hot pockets cook in 2 minutes, but take about 4 minutes to eat. That is, unless you like to burn your mouth.

See lean pocket, microwave, tasty, pizza

6.

when you shit in someones pocket when they are passed out.

oh man, i got a hot pocket.

See hot pocket, dildo, pocket, shit

7.

a derogatory term used in the punk, industrial, and goth communities to describe the people who look totally normal for the majority of their lives, but then one day decide to purchase a complete wardrobe at hot topic and infiltrate a scene. oftentimes these people have no sense of the history of their subcultureand assume that everything they don't know about must be mainstream. they are often very nice people who are simply brainwashed by the consumerist culture into thinking that clothes are all there is to the counterculture.

hot pockets are easily identified by their overpriced tripp pants, numetalt-shirts or shirts with sophmoric 'witty' sayings, torn chucks, store-bought studded arm socks, scrawled-on eyeliner, and badly-dyed black hair, often greasy and/or streaked with dark red or auburn.

see also mallcore

look at all the hot pockets lined up for the bleeding through show!

it's too bad that that hot pocket has no idea that the subculture he claims to belong to is founded on principles of DIY, not blind consumerism.

See mallcore, hot topic, poseur, poser