What is Hot Pocket Herpes?
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The stringy bits of flesh that hang down from the roof of your mouth after having consumed scalding hot food. For oral abrasions caused by the texture of the food, rather than it being hot, use Captain Crunch Mouth.
Jim: Dude, why do you have needle-nosed pliers in your mouth?
Carey: Man, I got a bad case of the hot pocket herpes from those pizza rolls.
Random Words:
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A reference to slavery. Used as an adjective.
You must be out of your cotton-picking mind.
See cotton, crazy, stupid..
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To make an audible annoying noise when eating/chewing.
"Will you stop schmutzing everyone can hear you!"
See schmutz, schmut..
