Hot Pocket Syndrome

What is Hot Pocket Syndrome?


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during pregnancy, a woman's vaginal temperature increases, and on some days it's extreme. if you have sex with said pregant woman on one of those extreme days, its like inserting your penis into a hot pocket just out of the microwave. which, at first, may SOUND awesome, and is...until afterwards, then you're just a hurting machine for a good day or two

My pregnant wife and I fucked last night, and now I have hot pocket syndrome

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