Hot Pocketing

What is Hot Pocketing?


1.

The act of using a curling iron to heat up a corpses vagina before commencing the act of necrophilia

i totally Hot Pocketed that bitch last night, she was fresh from the mourge, not to cold and not freezer burned.

2.

An alternative form of the slang term "hot boxing," in which someone smokes marijuana in a car to increase the longevity of the high.

I need to get hella faded, let's go hot pocketing.

See hot boxing, smoking, hot box, hot pocket

3.

The act of taking a warm hot pocket and using it as a masturbatory device. Usually only applies to male masturbation.

Dude, he wants it so bad he's hot pocketing every night.

That girl is so hot, I'm going to think about her while I'm hot pocketing.

See masturbation, hotpocket, jerking off


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